WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the heck is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please shed some light on before I lose it? How In The Hell?! Dude, this is utterly ridiculous. I'm freaking right now. It's like the universe just fl